Advertisement In A Pune Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room :Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Growm Up When Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick .. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
A Spouse Is Someone Who'll Stand By You Through All The Trouble You Wouldn't Have Had If You'd Stayed Single.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Juhu, Bombay: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
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