सोमवार, 15 दिसंबर 2008

GREAT ONE LINERS

Advertisement In A Pune Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room :Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Growm Up When Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick .. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
A Spouse Is Someone Who'll Stand By You Through All The Trouble You Wouldn't Have Had If You'd Stayed Single.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Juhu, Bombay: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
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The real way to play chess


Why do'nt you try this way?
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CHINESE PROVERB (IN ENGLISH)
'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others'.
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शनिवार, 13 दिसंबर 2008

Parking in Germany


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रविवार, 7 दिसंबर 2008

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